By ShimmeringSpectrum
This story was written to go with the picture above, by MagPi
Thinking with portals is a fun theme, but Ahab has found even better ways of using them. As a giga giant, he could destroy that city at his feet without any trouble at all, just by allowing his dick to flop down upon it. With a well-placed portal, however, the danger amplifies significantly.
Those within the city were terrified of the bird’s dick until the portal appeared. They didn’t understand what the glowing tear in spacetime meant for them and their fear gave way to confusion. They were briefly relieved as Ahab’s cock disappeared into it… until they heard and felt a planet shaking BOOM that knocked several buildings into the ground. When the dust cleared, the horizon had been replaced with a miles tall birdcock. The mites in the city could only identify it by its color.
Cities on the opposite hemisphere barely had time to understand what happened. Millions saw the glowing blue portal in the sky above, but precisely zero people had a chance to escape before that tapering dick curled around the world and began to squeeze it like a stress ball. To Ahab, though, it was nothing but an act of pleasure. This was just a demonstration of the smug satisfaction that giant birds get to experience by making entire planets into playthings. A pity this planet wouldn’t last long, but there are far more worlds to play with later.